51 Pegasi b to Earth, we read u loud and clear Daniel.

We have received your SETI (Search for Extraterrestial intelligence) message. We believe u haf gd intentions to communicate with us, because if you don't, you will face the Hadi the Great's wrath................

4 consequences on how Hadi the Great will brutally destroy Earth if Daniel and co. plans on invading into our hyperspace territory:

1. He will create a time rift between different parts of the Earth, such that Daniel is now in Afghanistan, fighting in World War XI, and Yuhui will be in the Yucutan Peninsula, helplessly watching the giant asteroid crash into the Earth and obliterate him and the dinosaurs. Surely, u dun want that to happen, Earthlings?

2. He will influence the sun somehow, such that the sun will unleash flares of immeasurable magnitude, wiping out your magnetic fields, ozone layer, and of course Daniel and Yuhui (if they somehow survive the time rift)

3. Hadi the Great will go mad and send a quantum bomb to the Earth, which will make evrything on Earth vaporize.

If you Earthlings are smart enough, you might have known by now that these consequences are taken from the Time Odyssey series by distinguished Science Fiction writer Arthur.C. Clarke. Oh and btw, you Earthlings obviously can't be smarter than us. heheeheee.......

Oh yes, there is the final consequence:

4. If you somehow manage to survive all of Hadi the Great's rampages, Hadi the Great shall transform into a monster called ............. DD!!!

DD the monster shall personally teleport to Earth and suck evrything into its gigantic mouth. The End.

If you Earthlings are smart enough to somehow guess that this monster bears some resemblence to Galactus from Marvel Comics, then you shld be smart enough not to mess with us.

With regards,

Sheenabetodai, Hadi the Great's official interstellar ambassador, Assistant Cadet Officer of IGRCF (intergalactic Red cross federation).

May Red Cross rule =)




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